Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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