someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
