He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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