The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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