why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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