sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
porn star boner night. come get it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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