Do you still have your period?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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