whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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