umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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