They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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