White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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