Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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