david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
