ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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