At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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