Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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