Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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