Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Someone shit on the floor
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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