im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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