You're my little dorito
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I need water and some morals
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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