it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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