You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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