with your own penis?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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