He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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