She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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