just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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