I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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