Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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