Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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