I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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