How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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