never play flip cup with pint glasses
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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