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do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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