That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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