therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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