Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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