Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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