so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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