I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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