why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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