i need an iv and a liver transplant
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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