By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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