gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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