the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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