I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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