Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
our cab driver is having phone sex.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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