i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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