I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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