Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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