I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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