im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So I just went to clothing optional bar
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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