yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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