I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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