Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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