His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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